The Many Works of Clem Dogg: I like Pie

“I like Pie” (feat. Ear_elephant and B.M.)

[Chorus: Clem Dogg]

(cuz I like I like I like I like I like)

We be serious and we ain’t messing wit’ desserts (I like pie)

Tryin’ get some sweets we don’t we don’t want the worst (I like pie)

Cuttin’, slicin’, servin’ I be messing with blueberries (I like pie)

Baby it the best if you serve me up some cherry (I like pie)

Don’t need no cake or cookies in my neighborhood (I like pie)

Dish me somethin’ somethin’ better f*ckin’ make it good (I like pie)

Pumpkin, raisin, pecan all the best is how we fly (I like pie)

Baby I won’t f*ck with you ya know that I like pie (I like pie)

[Verse 1: Clem Dogg]

Big pimps make big hoes

Money out the nose

An apple a day keep the doctor away

Keep the doctor away he ain’t here to play

Tell the ladies I’m a doctor in the club

They so satisfied they in love

This n*gga’s pickup line is only just a hello

This n*gga look so lame like he sippin on some Jell-O

His finger in the air cuz he actin’ dainty

N*ggas don’t wear makeup fool never gonna paint me

You fools don’t know me I can put you in pain though

You fools full of sh*t like you livin’ on a rainbow

You never see me beggin’ never see me on my knees

You think I be some little b*tch, come on n*gga please

Cryin’ by the bathroom in the club you a p*ssy

You let yo b*tch slap you then you a p*ssy

Better hide yo daughters cuz you know that I got money

If I see yo daughter gonna make her my honey (I like pie)

(I like I like I like I like I like)

[B.M. Speaking:]

If you want to exchange pleasantries

You are in the incorrect department

[Verse 2: B.M.]

The shawties love my song

You know we ain’t wrong

You know I ain’t wrong

Cuz I am so strong

An’ it won’t take long

Before she’s on my schl*ng

But that’s just me gamin’

You know what I’m sayin’

Don’t let me catch you prayin’

Unless you platinum and you sprayin’

Out the lyrics and the rhymes

I do it all the time

Mixin’ tequila and lime

This white boy’s name is Dennis

I take him to the dentist

We hook him up with a grill

Now he lookin’ chill

Cuz we hook him with a grill

With diamonds in his face

And his Bentley set to race

We play with him for days

Freak out with Tyra at her place

Tyra Banks ain’t got time to waste

And you know she gonna slap yo face

Cuz we is in charge and we is hitting

We break you down to the nitty gritty

When we get released have pity on the city

[Verse 3: Ear_elephant]

(b*tches b*tches b*tches b*tches) don’t know what hit them

When I play my pickup line

The ones I hit them with it

You know them b*tches be fine

I say “hasta luego”

I say “a la derecha”

And “¿Donde esta”
“la biblioteca?”

She say “me likey me gusta” and “here looky looky”

“I want you to reside up here in my p*ssy”

Don’t hate me cuz I’m fly

Give my love a try

They love my two languages

They love it when I showbiz

When it comes to nailin’ a hoe

I am El Españolo (I like pie)

[Chorus: Clem Dogg]
(cuz I like I like I like I like I like)

We is serious and no we don’t messin’ wit’ desserts (I like pie)

Tryin’ get some sweets we don’t we don’t want the hurts (I like pie)

Cuttin’, slicin’, servin’ I be messing with blueberries (I like pie)

Baby it the best if you serve me up some cherry (I like pie)

Don’t need no cake or cookies in my neighborhood (I like pie)

Dish me somethin’ somethin’ better f*ckin’ make it good (I like pie)

Pumpkin, raisin, pecan all the best is how we fly (I like pie)

Baby I won’t f*ck with you ya know that I like pie (I like pie)

(I like I like I like I like I like)

[Verse 4: Clem Dogg]

That’s why you know us

So the shawties can blow us

Shawties like JLo

That I hear on the radio

Dancin’ is so slow

When I dancin’ wi’ da hoes

We grindin’ and we rubbin’

Together like a muffin (English)

Trainin’ for a marathon

And do it when your clothes are on

The ladies love their horses in da Moines

The guys be douchebags all in da Moines

Douchey and Horsey hookin’ up in da Moines
You’d think that they were high

But they jus’ want their pie