“Shitburgers & Applesauce”
Traffic is slammed and I’m driving home
My next turn is right so I forgo the left lane
It works for a minute as the cars seem to flow
Then suddenly there’s a stopped bus in my way
I’m forced to measure the time I’ve lost
In shitburgers and applesauce
It’s Saturday night and I’m looking for fun
My friends won’t commit, none have any plans
I head to church for away from everyone
I get back in 60 minutes; they’ve all gone to dance
I’m out for an hour and then I get tossed?
It’s shitburgers and applesauce
Shitburgers
and applesauce
No pairing
is greater, but call me a hater
Doesn’t
seem bad until happens to you later
Like a
wildcat with thorns in his paws
Shitburgers
and applesauce
Don’t
be ashamed, we all have to eat, even if it means a cow’s murder
The
applesauce is complementary, use it to wash down that hairy shitburger
For years we get out early before holidays
All but one – we skip MLK Day
I beg and I request that we end this phase
So I quit THEN they change it, what the hey?
My job and the time off got our paths crossed
It’s more shitburgers and applesauce
Shitburgers
and applesauce
No pairing
is greater, but call me a hater
Doesn’t
seem bad until happens to you later
Like
getting arrested when you broke no laws
Shitburgers
and applesauce
Shitburgers
and applesauce
No pairing
is greater, but call me a hater
Doesn’t
seem bad until happens to you later
Like
starting over when you could have just paused
Shitburgers
and applesauce
