Appearances (The Uni-Brow Song)

“Appearances (The Uni-Brow Song)”

Goofy-looking kid

I don’t look good

But you’d swear that I did

And then you would

Admire my hygiene

Admire my hygiene

Combing my hair

Brushing my teeth

So the plaque leaves them bare

But underneath

I’m a normal-looking guy

A normal-looking guy, normal-looking guy

Holy cow

I’m plucking my uni-brow

Don’t think I’m done yet

If I see them there

I’m pulling out each hair

How do you like me now?

Put in my contacts

Not wearing glasses

And I know how to act

From taking classes

To make up for my looks

Make up for my looks, up for my looks

Holy cow

I’m plucking my uni-brow

Don’t think I’m done yet

If I see them there

I’m pulling out each hair

How do you like me now?

Fancy clothes, expensive hairdo

Fancy clothes, expensive hairdo, hey

Holy cow

I’m plucking my uni-brow

Don’t think I’m done yet

If I see them there

I’m pulling out each hair

How do you like me now?

How do you like me now?

I’m metrosexual

I’m metrosexual

I’m metrosexual