Thursday, May 31, 2012

CBS’s New Fall Lineup


CBS’s New Fall Lineup

*New Program

MONDAY
7:00 How I Met Your Mother
7:30 Easy Being Green*
8:00 2 Broke Girls
8:30 Mike & Molly
9:00 Hawaii Five-O

TUESDAY
7:00 NCIS
8:00 NCIS: Los Angeles
9:00 Fair is Fair*

WEDNESDAY
7:00 Survivor: Product & Pricing Town Hall*
8:00 Criminal Minds
9:00 CSI

THURSDAY
7:00 The Big Bang Theory
7:30 Two and a Half Men
8:00 Person of Interest
9:00 Twenty Thirty*

FRIDAY
7:00 CSI: NY
8:00 Far From the Tree*
9:00 Blue Bloods

SATURDAY
7:00 Saturday Night Bieber*
8:00 Reruns*
8:30 Reruns Rerun*
9:00 Captain Underpants*

SUNDAY
6:00 60 Minutes: 90 Years*
7:00 The Amazing Race
8:00 The Good Wife
9:00 The Mentalist


New Programs:

Easy Being Green
There’s doing your part for the environment, and then there’s Genevieve Lawson.  With a deep love of the Earth around her, Genevieve makes even strict environmentalists look like beginners.  She sorts her compost, drinks her own well water, and even watches her bicycle-powered TV!  The only problem is her foul-mouthed neighbor Jack who drives a gas-guzzling SUV and tosses beer cans on her lawn.  Will these fellow citizens cause mutual destruction, or is something more interesting in store?

Fair is Fair
Jack Burton is a recently promoted police detective; Samantha Remington is a brand new district attorney.  Together they bring justice to the city of Los Angeles, one perpetrator at a time.  With lighthearted banter these LA powerhouse players make righteousness look easy, but will they both stay married to their careers, or will they find love in a place they never expected?

Survivor: Product & Pricing Town Hall
“Survivor: Product & Pricing Town Hall is the most harrowing of the Survivor series!” -- Entertainment Weekly
“Even after twenty plus seasons, Survivor manages to up the stakes and increase the suspense.” – TV.com
“Will this be the first season that someone dies?  Will there be multiple deaths?  Can anyone survive the entire session??  This season promises to be the most gruesome yet!” – Time Magazine

Twenty Thirty
In 2030, life as we know it will cease to exist, extraterrestrial life will invade, and a blast from the Earth’s past will return.  Jack, Bethany and Lacey are the only known survivors in the remnants of a city that was once Los Angeles before the extinction level meteor hit Earth.  The trio struggles to find food, escape aliens and fend off dinosaurs in this blockbuster series produced by Michael Bay. 

Far From the Tree
After the death of his father, Jack Bellevue Jr., twenty-eight year old Jack “Trey” Bellevue III takes over his auto dealership in a suburb of L.A.  As Trey struggles to keep the dealership afloat and still have time for a life outside work, a parallel storyline tells the journey of twenty-eight year old Jack Jr. 35 years earlier.  See how the lives of Jack Jr. and Trey both differ and remain the same through years of trial and triumph.  Starring Gail O’Grady as Trey’s mother and Harry Connick Jr. as her brother.

Saturday Night Bieber
The fans of Justin Bieber in America have known about it for years, and now Europe is getting in on the fever!  See backstage at Justin Bieber’s live concerts as he tours Europe in his private jet.  His many stops include Norway where fans create a stampede and a national disaster area is declared, and Germany where the daughters of David Hasselhoff fans take to the streets to find tickets.

Reruns
“Reruns” is a retrospective, capturing all the greatest punch lines from the previous week’s sitcoms.  Who can forget the time that Barney from “How I Met Your Mother” said “and that’s why I’m not allowed in Kansas anymore!”  Well, you won’t forget because you are watching TV’s hottest new sitcom recap show, “Reruns.”

Reruns Rerun
For those who missed the half hour of hilarity airing just before this one, there is “Reruns Rerun”!  In an encore presentation the exact same episode that was just on is on again!

Captain Underpants
The overwhelmingly popular children’s book has now been made into a primetime television drama for adults!  Principal Benny Krupp has been hypnotized into being the title superhero, and it’s up to fourth graders Harold and George to control him.  Captain Underpants battles villains like Dr. Diaper and the Turbo Toilet 2000 in a loveable drama aimed at entertaining and educating those who watch.

60 Minutes: 90 Years
The program is still identical to what you are used to seeing on Sunday nights, but we added a second half of the title to represent how long the show seems to anyone under the age of 75. 

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