ABC’s New Fall Lineup

ABC’s New Fall Lineup

*New Program

MONDAY

7:00 Dancing with the Stars

9:00 Castle

TUESDAY

7:00 Dancing with the Stars Results Show

8:00 Sunny at Midnight*

8:30 Here Comes the Bribe*

9:00 Private Practice

WEDNESDAY

7:00 The Middle

7:30 Subergatory

8:00 Modern Family

8:30 Hard Luck Chuck*

9:00 Dark Soles*

THURSDAY

7:00 Dancing With [redacted]*

8:00 Grey’s Anatomy

9:00 Scandal

FRIDAY

7:00 Last Man Standing

7:30 S#$% [Cancelled and sold to Comedy Central]

7:30 Eleven Years*

8:00 Shark Tank

9:00 20/20: JSM*

SATURDAY

7:00 Body of Proof

8:00 Wife Swap

9:00 College Football/More Wife Swap*

SUNDAY

6:00 America’s Funniest Home Videos

7:00 Once Upon a Time

8:00 Revenge

9:00 Carr*

New Programs:

Sunny at Midnight

Sunshine Lovelace is a 28 year old single gal working second shift at a 24-hour fast food restaurant named Midnight Burgers.  Along with her coworkers, her boss, and her frequent customer aunts, Sunshine has an outrageous time while all the while searching for love.  Will she find it before it’s too late?  Or will she forever be stuck working at Midnight?

Here Comes the Bribe

Is your favorite church booked?  Is your dream reception location taken?  Did the band that you wanted to play as you walked down the aisle commit to someone else?  Don’t worry about it because Morris Hedrick (Matthew Perry) is at your service.  Morry is what people in the business call a fixer – a wedding fixer.  For a hefty fee he can make anything happen and the dreams for your big day come true.  But with his life’s work focused on the dreams of others, will Morry ever have his big day?

Hard Luck Chuck

Living on a trust of $25k a year, Chuck Grinnell lives in a rundown apartment in an even worse building.  But Chuck has plans and is looking to make it rich.  From collecting scrap metal, to inventing gadgets, to playing high stakes poker with his life savings, Chuck and his merry band of misfits will keep you laughing and crying through every attempt and inevitable failure to become a millionaire.

Dark Soles

Raised by their dad to fight supernatural forces, shoe salesmen and brothers Jared and Jensen crisscross the country in their 1967 Chevy Impala, investigating paranormal activity and picking fights with deadly demons, ghosts and monsters.

Dancing with [redacted]

The show that started all the petitions, Dancing with [redacted] exhibits world class professional dancers paired up with Michigan Wolverine fans and adults with [redacted].  Classic dances are the vertical mamba, the waltz, and swing!

S#$%

Blayne and Dane live in an apartment in West Hollywood.  Dane recently came out to his parents and moved in with his sexually insecure best friend Blayne, who is battling what appears to be a permanent case of irritable bowel syndrome.  Better watch out when this hits the fan!  Follow these two friends as they have adventures in dating the right and wrong people all the while dealing with their own problems.  TV Guide says, “You’ve never seen so many poop jokes in one place!”

Eleven Years

Blake and Amanda hated each other in high school.  Eleven years later, they were married!  Get to know Blake and Amanda as they journey through a near perfect marriage and watch flashbacks to when they were young and didn’t necessarily see eye to eye.  People change and lessons are learned in this delightful take on the love that was meant to be all along.

20/20: JSM

A respected team of reporters take on important stories in this primetime news program.  However, you will only be able to focus on one thing the entire time it is on: John Stossel’s Mustache.  Watch as it twitches and shifts with every word he speaks.  Will it move up?  To the left?  Will it tilt when he smiles?  Get your questions answered on 20/20: JSM.

College Football/More Wife Swap

The college football season is only a couple months away, and who isn’t excited for those Saturday night games?  Well get ready for an occasional showing of ABC College Football on Saturday evenings.  We have the rights to show you over three games this season!  And when we don’t, please enjoy a complimentary re-showing of the previous hour’s Wife Swap!

Carr

The perpetually ornery and indisputably brilliant Dr. Gregory Carr, a paradoxical physician who loathes his patients but has a knack for treating the most mysterious afflictions. For Carr’s hand-picked team of specialists, his brusque and often derogatory manner is often the least of their worries as they race to help Carr diagnose his patients' illnesses in time to save their lives.